Monday, July 18, 2011

Schmammogram!

May 12, 2011
Dear Breast Lady,
Your mammogram appears normal....blah, blah, blah.
Congratulations!
Dr. Radiologist

Dear Dr. Radiologist,
I don't think so!  I feel a big ole' hard mass in my left breast.  My breast has dimpled or dented along that entire area of the lump which anyone with fingers can feel.  Also, my nipple is wanting to invert and I don't think it is out of shyness.  I think I'll just tell my physician that something is not right here.  Sorry to doubt you, but I have a life to live and don't think you are contributing to it.
Love,
Lumpy, Dimpled Breast Sharon

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:  Hoda'ism:  They were like "lumpy squatters that had been setting up camp inside me for who knows how long." - Hoda Kotb